Name: Christopher Malik Pastras

Hometown: Metuchen, NJ

Current Location: Los Angeles, CA

Years Skating: 28

How did you become a Sound Agent?

Well, we started the club, my dear fellow. Jason and I got kicked out of the Eagle Rock Lions Club for uniform violations during the annual crochet tournament. We just looked at each other and simultaneously said, “My good man, let’s start our OWN club, one where we make the rules, The Stereo Sound Agency!” Hence the Agency was born! Like a fiery cast out eagle!

What do you like most about being a Sound Agent?

Plotting world domination at HQ, enjoying leisure activities with other Sound Agents, the jet setting lifestyle, and most of all, cozying up next to the fireplace with a beautiful woman while thinking about the various ways the Stereo Sound Agency is saving the world, what indescribable pleasure!

What is the first paid job you ever had?

Expert lawnmower / Paperboy.

What are your pet peeves?

Those who follow the pack, they need to be sent to the Sound Agency Academy of Humor and Style at once!

Favorite vacation Spot?

The Barbary Coast, Playa Del Carmen, and most of all the exotic landscapes of Neuva Jersey.

Who are your top three all-time favorite skateboarders?

Jason Lee, Mark Gonzales, Mike Vallely and the other Sound Agents of course.

Favorite quote?

“Let’s get naked and start the revolution!” – Jack Black

What goal(s) have you yet to achieve?

Leader of the free world, 1^st black president, member of the Los Angeles Lakers.

Who is your mentor or the person you most admire?

My mom, my dad, J. Lee, Mike Vallely and my brother Rodney.

What one word best describes you?

All this awesomeness can’t possibly be summed up in one word, my friend, but the ladies call me Dr. Butterscotch.